White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 11, 2019

van wiltenburg

Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors

Hey that guy can drive!

Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg

by Idrifttractors January 30, 2020

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 November 13, 2015

River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

van Eeden

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.

"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"

by mickylolo June 14, 2022