roof top

To cover one's hand when in the act of prison shanking an enemy, so as not to alert the warden and ceiling cameras of your misdeeds.

Hey Tron, you gotta roof top that sharpened toothbrush so the ceiling cameras dont bust that ass.

by David Tribbey October 2, 2005

karrot top

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.

This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!

by MASTERBLASTER69 November 18, 2005

top of the art

What you say when you want to piss off your coworkers.

My coding is top of the art.

by Jedirock December 19, 2014

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Top binz

Term used to describe kicking a football into the top corner of the goal when shooting. Many athletes practise hitting Top Binz using equipment from www.officialtopbinz.co.uk

That shot is right in the Top Binz

by Spyderman May 15, 2018

Top Shagger will

A very tall non square headed YouTuber way better than big fat sticky saggy old floppy manapusal 55 year old Jill Hudson.

Today I'm going to see twoti with top Shagger will

by Ya mum browne November 24, 2019

top tip

Dickkkkkkkkksssssss

I love those top tips😂😂😂

by YOURRRR MOMMMMM April 19, 2018