The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.
by Kaluas July 10, 2011
When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.
Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word
Person 2: Word
by drewbydoo April 22, 2013
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
by spread condor September 24, 2010
A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)
Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.
Potato Waffle Plates change everything!
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.
Potato Waffle Plates change everything!
by OrangeBlob250 September 08, 2011
a waffle is a pastry with more external area that internal... we all know what a twat is....
usually an insult.
usually an insult.
"hey can i have some chips?"
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."
by malmalx33 December 22, 2009
The act of boinking (sexual intercourse) with an ugly Female whose breast resemble the grid like structure of a waffle,In turn preventing ejaculation (skeet)
So you piss on the bitch. . .
So you piss on the bitch. . .
Malcolm- Yo i fucked this bitch last night. She had waffle titties
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!
by Skoorbnut March 12, 2008