Luke

Luke is crazy and is dirty minded and at night he has sex with the dirt

Luke

by Hi luke November 27, 2019

Luke cool miller

Little shit who lives in Barnard Castle who is forced into taking puberty blocking tablets and is quite possibly the most disliked person one could meet

I hate Luke cool Miller

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

Luke

never trust luke, hes most likely a bitch.

fuck you luke

by salineso May 12, 2021

Luke

A really short person that’s annoying but sometimes funny

Hey Luke how tall are you?

by Lilliasmith65 November 20, 2019

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025