Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.

"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."

by InfernalRites May 23, 2022

morning

Sunshine period between sunrise and midday.

Morning.

by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

by Bichoman December 8, 2018

bad morning

the opposite of good morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"

by soyalism November 22, 2024

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016