poop tag

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement

yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama

by Swillard March 11, 2003

stage poop

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.

"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!

by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003

poop facial

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

poop rape

The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.

Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.

"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"

by Ronda poooppppp December 30, 2005

poop juice

Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart

You will have to wash that poop juice outta your pants.

by Bonzer April 22, 2003

poop is lube

1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.

2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.

1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"

2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"

by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008

Poop Wallet

A word invented by a man in Green Bay that means being flat broke, which later became part of a jingle for a fictious store for broke people to shop at. "When you've got nothing in your pocket, Poop Wallet."

I can't afford to go to the movies tonight, I have a poop wallet.

by Flashdzine February 11, 2010