When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018
Get the Mystery Nutmug. by buzztroll December 17, 2016
Get the nut-roastermug. When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.
Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!
I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!
by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022
Get the Brain Nutmug. John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018
Get the holy nutmug. by 123456782014 November 12, 2014
Get the splash nutsmug. If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
by DamonLeviAsh September 5, 2022
Get the drunk nutsmug. 