duck dong

Small dick

Yo, Isabella said that guy had a duck dong

by Rick-and-josh August 8, 2016

ducking fumb

The elementary term for fucking dumb.

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.

by TOXICM8 June 7, 2016

mother duckness

Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.

« Bow to mother duckness » one guys saids

by Threalfluteberry February 26, 2018

duck bubbling

When you fart in a bath and it sounds like a duck quack

I was having a nice bath the other day before an epic duck bubbling came out of nowhere

by Baldymcbald May 3, 2018

duck dots

small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.

Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?

Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated

by seewhatididthere June 28, 2017

Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014