Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse
Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same
by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022
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Celtic Bastard

Yo let me get a Celtic Bastard neat.
by C.F. Blumon August 30, 2017
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 07, 2020
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cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
What a total cake bastard
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
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Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.
I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.
by Invader zim fan ;-; November 29, 2020
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