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the totteridge academy

The totteridge academy is the most ghetto school in north london

If u go there u will know that the teachers dont educate u and all of the studants will probably

end up working in mcdonalds as they have no knowledge bc the teachers havent taught them

There are loads of fights,drama, fire alarms and detention rooms are always full

I recommend u going to tta because it is an experiance u will NEVER forget and u eill carry it with u forever
The totteridge academy is better then ark
by Hi um yeah ig bye December 20, 2022
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Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats
sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022
by big fat tubby December 28, 2022
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Stemm academy

A school where the teachers get to fail students just because “it’s a smart kid school” when in reality it’s a place where kids get horrible grades and get kicked out of clubs they paid 20$ to get into due to those bad grades, and it is also a breeding ground for snobs who flex the fact that they got into a smart kid school.
Dammit, I failed all my classes

What school do you go to?

stemm academy

oh ok then Nevermind
by ChomikLover December 30, 2022
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Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.
polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix
by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023
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Bay Academy

A school also known as gay-academy, this school is filled with white girls and retarted boys that moan in the hallways and act like their gang.
“Yeah, There was another retarded kid that goes to Bay Academy
by bay academyK July 3, 2023
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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bexhill academy

it's a school where you will find yourself wondering what the fuck you are doing with your life while you waste away to the most boring forms of "education" known to man.

the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)

if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!

(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)
"Hey, what school do you go to?"

"bexhill academy!"

"poor thing."
by 16hotdaddy July 15, 2023
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