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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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The Thing

The dialectic between the antithesis and the synthesis of a topic, generating a new synthesis when created.
Goodrich has posited the thing
by Ralphwiggum47 October 10, 2024
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duck thing

Frankie it means ur hair is aight
Dayum son yo hair is a duck thing
by fuckyolifebingbong November 25, 2021
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Stuff and things

Slang term or masturbating or other personal sexual activities
Her:Hey whatcha doing?
Him:Stuff and things
Her:nice
by Mysterium756 August 21, 2022
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Big yellow thing

The meeting spot of all meeting spots in NUI Galway. Located between the Library and Concourse, no one knows exactly what it is or what it’s there for. But without it, first year arts students would forever roam the campus, lost to time.
Student 1: Well lad where’s the handiest spot to meet?

Student 2: The big yellow thing sure
by Cagfagbag November 5, 2019
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