Robert

If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.

Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.

"God I want to be with Robert"

by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021

Robert McCutcheon

Big balls, no simp, with the best personality

That’s person dose not give a shit like Robert McCutcheon

by Billy bob slat slat July 29, 2021

Robert Powell

an actor who played Jesus in the series " Jesus of Nazareth"

person1: hey, who played jesus in this series?
person2: Robert Powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.

My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.

by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022

Robert

Robert is very ugly and has a very small dick and is called antman and is non attractive

Robert has a small dick

by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020

Robert Downey Jr

a nice bisexual dude

someone: who is Robert Downey Jr??!
cool dude: Robert Downey Jr!!

by DahliaWithAnotH September 4, 2017

Robert

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.

someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me

by diecryhate November 22, 2021