The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".
by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015
Get the texas butthole explosionmug. Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Texas Water Plugmug. I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Texas Coffee Breakmug. Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018
Get the Texas Chili Potmug. You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Get the Texas turkey sandwichmug. To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.
Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."
by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014
Get the Texas Cowboy Stewmug. - A small community in Northern Galveston County.
- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay
- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.
- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.
- A great place to raise children.
- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay
- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.
- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.
- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013
Get the San Leon, Texasmug.