School Bus Driver

Someone you should always thank no matter what.

Jeff: Thanks school bus driver!

Bus Driver: Thank you for thanking me, Jeff.

by Alanspiderkipz July 07, 2018

Cat Driving a Bus

A frantic or silly act

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus

by River Bandit September 22, 2010

throw under the bus

To actually throw somebody under a moving bus.

Example 1
I was feeling really upset with my colleague, so I threw her under a bus. This was my fulfilment of a lifetime urge to actually practice the phenomenon to "throw under the bus".

Example 2
The driver confronted me and asked "what the fuck did you throw her under my bus for?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 10, 2010

Old`bus left

An old woman bus driver who leaves kids that are running for the bus stop.

Richie;dude eveelen pace got Old`bus left by ms.licon to day

by want2befree13 November 05, 2005

bu blux blan

A group of black supremacists. A satirical alternative for the kkk.

Hey Kenisha will you be at the bu blux blan meeting?

You know it girl!

by Capricorn thott June 07, 2021

Djiboutian bus driver

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.

"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"

by n00bfragger October 22, 2013

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 09, 2018