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What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom
by ifailedlife May 19, 2022
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Inside jokes

When you have so many inside jokes with someone you can't keep track
Liberty and I have so many inside jokes including "omg im so popular"i can't keep track of all of them
by Janie(spongebob) March 16, 2019
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raeans 69 calculator joke

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021
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Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
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Joking ( joking joking )

Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.

This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.
On this particular Occassion, joking ( joking joking )
by Jeff Jefferson. October 13, 2016
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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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