Me with my amazing boyfriend
by some.random.simp January 7, 2021
Get the Fat simpmug. The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.
by Bad Chad January 24, 2011
Get the Sammy-Simpmug. A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021
Get the Ghost Simpmug. Friend One: "Can we play Terraria without Shawn?"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
by Gaymie December 28, 2019
Get the Gator Simpingmug. A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen
by Elena._23 September 18, 2021
Get the wanda_.simpmug. When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.
by connerpppp November 1, 2020
Get the Simp Swipemug. by Maraswole April 3, 2020
Get the Teachers simpmug.