Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
mugGet the Seeing iPhonemug.

assholedier went to see

A crude song that only works with a London accent that is an excuse to swear.
Asshole asshole, assholedier went to see, (sea) two posts, two posts, two pistols on his knee, fuck your, fuck your for curiosity, fight for the queens cunt fight for the queens fun fight for the queens country.
by The Cold Emperor May 30, 2018
mugGet the assholedier went to seemug.

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Do you see Palm Trees?mug.
2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
mugGet the The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.mug.

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