Samsung sam

The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu

Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam

by renathesussybaka July 4, 2021

Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

sam (female)

usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.

Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?

by physiologist October 16, 2012

Sam bata

This name is given to kids that are normally very special, pretty high up on the spectrum. This gender is very crazy sometimes and quite dangerous if you approach them in the wrong way. In their Natural habitat, they put up one leg and start clapping and making clicking noises (just like the Africans). This is a way of their mating call. Once a Sam Bata is in a bad mood, he can start shouting "oof". This is a very bad situation, if within a 20-yard radius you will be ass fucked.

Normal person: hey sam
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay

Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"

Boom pow, you're dead

Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray

by BruhGamer69 June 10, 2019

Sam Chippendale'd

Consuming enough alcohol and/or drugs to become fucked beyond belief.

guy 1: yo, you going to that party
guy 2: yh im gonna get absolutely sam chippendale'd
guy 1: woah

by slowthai December 22, 2018

Sam Crawford

A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.

I went on one date with Sam Crawford and now I want to marry him.

by roombaroller November 17, 2019

sam loft

A psychopath hiding in a fragile unaware society. Lurking and manipulating until he has complete control...

“Whose that he’s scarying me”
“Oh shit! It’s Sam loft”

by Dr. Shiro September 16, 2018