Rule 231212

Never read The Communist Manifesto on the toilet.

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"

by Great Spot November 16, 2020

pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.

During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.

by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020

rule 290

UrbanDictionary's entry is now updated.

Rule 290 of the internet is false.

by アルベド November 30, 2016

Rule 42

Compassion
Forgiving others who have hurt you
Healing

I am showing rule 42 towards your situation.

by Project Legion October 20, 2021

Dino Rules

Dino Rules means that so long as no one else in the room can whoop your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew a few people, a random person I’d never met disrespected me and so I whooped his ass because we go Dino Rules BITCH

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017

road rules

The common courtesies extended by drivers to one another; the ethics of the four-way stop; philosophy of turn signals

1. Man, he didn't even signal! Doens't he know road rules?
2. Bastard cut me off! Road rule-ingnorant $^#^%^!@

by Anonymous July 14, 2003