poop date

when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.

Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo

by FarEastBeast916 April 4, 2010

poop tag

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement

yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama

by Swillard March 11, 2003

poop facial

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

poop rape

The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.

Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.

"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"

by Ronda poooppppp December 30, 2005

poop juice

Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart

You will have to wash that poop juice outta your pants.

by Bonzer April 22, 2003

poop is lube

1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.

2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.

1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"

2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"

by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008

poop rape

When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.

i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.

by otto outre February 9, 2017