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Pancaked

Verb

"Pancaked"

is the act where someone takes a pancake, wipes your asshole with the pancake, then take that shit encrusted pancake and wipe your nipples with it until you cum. All I the name of jesus

Coined by philosopher mo1stcr1tikal. Who is most famous for his work in the hunger games series.
You ever get pancaked bitch?!
by Pooty and the jones May 20, 2020
mugGet the Pancakedmug.

Mewing pancake

After you cream pie a hoe slap her pussy bam mewing pancake
by Dixeyahahw June 7, 2018
mugGet the Mewing pancakemug.

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.
by arcfo March 1, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Pancakesmug.

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it
That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes
by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016
mugGet the Mossy pancakesmug.

Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
mugGet the Pancake-wafflingmug.

pancake dinner

It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.

The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)

I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.
Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 6, 2024
mugGet the pancake dinnermug.

pancake wrinkle

When your butt cheeks are so wrinkly from cuts and they heal the wrong way and they look like soggy and wrinkled pancakes.
Me and my girl were gonna get down to business but when she took off her pants I saw some saggy pancake wrinkles. Soft dick all the way.
by Cupcake handler November 14, 2015
mugGet the pancake wrinklemug.

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