To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
An evolution of the Poop Text
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."
by romid October 25, 2013
Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.
by Silfmiester May 24, 2009
The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.
Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.
Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.
"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"
by Ronda poooppppp December 31, 2005
Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart
by Bonzer April 22, 2003
1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.
2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.
2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.
1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"
2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"
2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"
by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008
A word invented by a man in Green Bay that means being flat broke, which later became part of a jingle for a fictious store for broke people to shop at. "When you've got nothing in your pocket, Poop Wallet."
by Flashdzine February 12, 2010