Patty Plopper

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

petryuk

A stupid person

That stupid ass petryuk

by Meowmuthafukkahhhh December 16, 2019

Petryshyn

Petryshyn is a name for a majestic bearded man. He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany. Petryshyn are known for their large mantles among many other enormous things. A Petryshyn male is often very charming and hard to resist.

Ugh look at that guy, he is out of my league. Total Petryshyn.

by Tylerismybaby_16 December 17, 2019

Petter Andreas

People named Petter Andreas is known for having an eight pack, silky smooth hair, big chest, perfect jawline and an enormous dick. They are normally very stupid as well.

#1: DAMN! he looks just like a Petter Andreas.

by ImSoSexy#69 January 30, 2020

petey

a fucking amazing person, usually a weenie dog. he’s very skinny and flops around a lot. has a very loud voice and big ass ears. very good at kung fu and WILL kick your ass. very good at swimming but needs small white goggles to do it.

peteys gonna beat your ass

by Peteylolololollqlala April 13, 2020

Petey Piranha

Easily the most important member of the species, Petey Piranha is a recurring boss in the Mario series. Making his debut in Super Mario Sunshine, Petey Piranha is a more humanoid version of the species.

Petey Piranha! Oh no! I'm defeated! In this video game at least!

by MarioMaker2 June 13, 2020