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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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Beautiful mind

You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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frisky minds

minds that are on the same level
thinking the same ideas
"are you thinking what im thinking arthur?"

"i think so francine"
"we got some frisky minds then"
by peculiarcatgreen October 25, 2017
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no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.
Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."
by mevss October 20, 2022
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Mindful Modeling

When the conscious effort of coming up with an apt model drawing that connects the knowns and unknowns in a math word problem can enhance the readability or elegance of a solution—when a “look-see” proof could arouse an aha! in the problem solver.
If only more math educators were to practice mindful modeling, the number of students or homeschoolers embracing Singapore’s bar model method could potentially increase ten folds in no time.
by Numerati June 11, 2025
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trans minded

To believe you have the mind of the opposite gender you were born with, but not want to transition into the other gender because you are content with the way you are.
That’s Scott the trans minded lesbian
by SDuckMe January 4, 2021
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Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.
Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners
by Ms.Bee72 October 2, 2020
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