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Jeopardy Story

When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.

Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-

Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
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there went the story

so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
example 1:

“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.

example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025
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Story whore

Much akin to a graphics whore in video game culture. A story whore is a person that only cares about story in video games. Despite video games typically having garbage stories on average.

They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.

They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
Gamer: Bro did you play The other M?

Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.

Gamer: Why?

Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.

Gamer: But what about the gameplay?

Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
by Chevyman95 September 5, 2019
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Story

A name you probably would never type in. She is smart, intelligent, beautiful, kind, responsible. Her vocals are on point. She is jovial, but shy.
She wants to be successful but is Lazy lol. She probably has brown eyes, and is tall. She loves kpop but is shy to say that because people judge. She hates gym class but love the outdoors. She is crazy and funny once you get to know her.
“Omg story you look great”
“I know she’s rocking it”
Story- wearing a weird outfit while doing weird tik. Tok dances
by Hellollllllllll October 19, 2020
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Story

a story is a direct reflection of the soul; it doesn't block your personality or your happiness. It is your happiness, your problems, your joy, your sadness… it is a reflection of YOU! YOU are your stories.
That story was so deep.
by THEFISHISHERE November 2, 2020
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A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
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