noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Noob

Anyone without 200+ bones sitting in a back pack.

Fistan is a noob!

by Acklay May 31, 2013

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Non-Noob

A DJ of unknown origins and unprecedented, unmatched mixing skills that can only be described as immortal, ungodly, and amazing.

Only non-noobs are welcome in this conversation

by Immortal DJ October 22, 2014

Noob

adj: a word used to describe someone who behaves idiotically or stupidly; lic's word.

Gabby: *acts idiotically eg. asks how many continents there are*
Lic: Gabby you're such a stupid noob

by GabbyHemmings December 24, 2014

Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 14, 2015

NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all

OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!

by themissile14 June 6, 2015