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Music banter

The best forum about general music. Overflowing with artists you've never heard about but will grow to love, it is a music junkies dream home.

Many people have been said to go in to taste it and never come out, wasting away their pathetic lives discovering, downloading, listening to, writing about, and obsessively organizing music in the gigantic music collection that is musicbanter.

Unfortunately, those who stay too long become infected with the pretentiousness of the site, as well as picking up an English accent.

If you have ANY form of social life, this forum is not for you, for it is filled with only those great enough to literally have nothing better to do with their time. It's the greatest music forum in the world!
I love music banter and I'm a pretentious English twat.
by The Angry Fox October 5, 2010
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Musicacrit

Someone who persistantly states that a popular band they like is the greatest band of all time or that that band had the greatest concert of all time. Someone who consistantly contradicts themselves when anykind of mediocre music is somewhat decent live.
I'm a musicacrit, Green day is the greatest band of all time.
(Next month) DMB!
(Next) Coldplay!
by Jack Dryden September 27, 2005
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shorty music

Current crop of hip hop songs/artisits with heavily synthesized vocals and lyrics always talkin' about shorties and the club. Just turn on your local hip-hop station and you'll hear it. Everyone wants to sound like a robot from the future nowadays.
"Someone call 911, shorty fire burnin' on the dance floor!"

Artists like T-Pain, Sean Kingston make shorty music.
by sawgrin September 4, 2009
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molson muscle

A slang term for a beer belly. Your stomach muscles have been transformed by beer (Molson) into a protruding stomach.
Eww, check out that guy, he's got a Molson Muscle.
by SoupNotSee November 10, 2010
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Pop Music

Pop Music is just like cancer to your ears; you don't like it and therefore you try to avoid it by staying away from it. However, sometimes it leaks out into your system and can cause serious sickness and in some cases, death.

Sadly, quite a few people, especially teens, expose themselves to high levels of it. This can lead to serious consequences later in life.
Pop Music sucks, and it's only getting worse.
by Boeing777-300 November 3, 2016
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baby bumping music

The sound of two or more people having sex.
My neighbors were getting it on yesterday and were making baby bumping music.
by Stock Locke August 8, 2010
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boohoo man music

A particular genre of house music which one would hear in any mainstream UK club with VIP booths and crap champagne, particularly popular with 20-30 year old men who have a grandfather clock tattoo on their hand, tight "muscle fit" V neck t-shirts from Boohoo Man and also enjoy Love Island. Usual hallmarks are a generic two bar bassline pattern at 124 bpm, the same repetitive off beat hi hat, stabby piano chords with zero creativity and an overused female vocal sample usually singing about "baby I'm losing control, never let it go" or similar.
- "Hey bro, what's this track which sounds exactly like every other track on the radio at the moment?"
- "I forget the name mate - could be a Joel Corry track? Pretty sure it sounds like a generic Boohoo man music track though"
by alloallo June 12, 2020
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