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Ozark Mountain Diamonds

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015
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Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 5, 2024
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pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017
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Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.
by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019
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Mountain soda

The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.
Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”
by Fillwred October 15, 2020
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Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021
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Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!
by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025
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