Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

copter mom

A mother who hovers over their child until the end of time. Cut the cord mom, cut the cord.

Look at that copter mom is cutting his food still, he's 20.

by easykarma September 02, 2015

bricias mom

a very attractive lady/womAn (not women)

me: “damn is that bricias mom? she’s a very attractive lady.

by peeeeeepeeeeeepoooooopoooooo December 31, 2021

moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of

"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"

by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 06, 2021

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 16, 2019

mom's love

It's a human right that I had been denied

Maybe you have been denied too

"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"

Then she continued the verbal abuse

mom's love is Something...

by ASadFoxThing April 14, 2021

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 06, 2017