Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.

I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.

by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019

Mike Desial

THE CATS MEOW. the biggest baddest o.g. around. with a bit of a pimp lean, struttin his stuff ina pair of lee jeans. bright diamonds in his ears, drives with nascar steer. cruisin big chevy, swag so big it weighs down on others heavy. nikes on his feet, dances sexy on the beat. Ashton Martin thru the back streets. does the dougie, owns the whole damn place, so much hustle, can throw stacks in yo face.

damn, i wish i was a mike desial
hey, hes got swag... must be a mike desial

by Sher-Licious August 24, 2011

mike cusack

the heart of a lion.

Mike Cusack plays football so good at BP Tech he has the heart of a lion.

by GMoney1833 October 26, 2011

Mighty Mike

Once a Mac OS game released in 1995. Now it means a penis.

My pants fell down and it showed Mighty Mike and his Two Fists.

by xXWhiteKnightXx August 8, 2010

mike shane

Mike shane is the definition of a fuck boy. The type to get a girl pregnant and leave as soon as she tells him. Cant hold a job down. Mike will continue to use someone until he gets what he wants. Hes a cheater and a woman beater. Tends to normally stalk someone after they regect him. The type to borrow money and never pay you back. Always in and out of jail. Hes the type to always look bummy and say hes this hood ass nigga. Tends to also talk big and bad until he gets his ass whooped.

-there goes mike shane fucking another bitch
-did you see mike in his bummy outfit
-mike owes me money AGAIN
-mike asked me for nudes, hes a fuckboy

by Lamamii June 28, 2016

getting miked

when you’re get screwed from both ends on one end is a man and on other is a woman that has a bigger ding dong than you!

yall thomas and misty did the getting miked

by M eanes January 15, 2023