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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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uploading machine

oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that
by dont be nosey November 29, 2010
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Raging Machine of Insanity

The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.

It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...
John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"

Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!

The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.
by LimeInfinity January 14, 2011
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vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting
my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine
by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018
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Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
by Half Life March 17, 2011
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undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...
Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...
by BK516 October 5, 2017
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Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.
Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.
by Icy2cool June 27, 2018
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