A Marvel superhero Player by actor Don Cheadle, Don’s character, who is part of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe AKA Marvels most known Platform of entertainment), is James Rhodes, an Air force colonel who is best friends with Tony Stark. When Tony Stark First Became Ironman, Tony was very immature, and after a local Ironman meet and greet, he was drunk that night and didn't take his armored suit off, this endangered many people near him, so Rhodes had to steal one of ironmans old suits, and use it to beat him back to his senses. Since that day, Rhodey has militarized that old suit, made it very useful, and became the War Machine. He later joins the Avengers because of how easily he fights with that armor, he is not as good as Iron Man but still very skilled at using that suit. Whats cool is that it took way quicker for Rhodes to learn how to use his suit than it took for Tony to use the Iron Man suit. Yeah thats War Machine...And if I got things wrong, im sorry lol cuz I aint a comic book weeb, these characters are just mad lit so I had to write this low key. anyways peace!!!!
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