Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

b move

1) A b move is something done by someone that is rather small but incredibly stupid of them. Sort of like the bonehead play of everyday life.
2) A brief moment of no common sense.

Guy 1: I don't know why I just spent 10 minutes getting dressed for the cold when we're about to smoke a cigarette in the warm car.
Guy 2: That such a b move.

by CoachDad April 27, 2015

Sim Move

A "Sim Move" is when a person does something uncharacteristic of human behavior or action.

How can someone shower while there house is on fire, that's a Sim Move.

by Weed John January 3, 2020

Pull the Ivana/Ivana Move/Ivana

When you drink too much alcohol that you have to cry and overthink until it’s funny for everyone.

Person A: (drunk) „you hate me don’t you?“
Person B: „Don’t pull the Ivana/Ivana move/Ivana“

by Jakeheartache April 14, 2023

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

by [e-mail] July 24, 2025

snigelmat signature moves

A series off well thought out and structured moves that compells even the most dull person to wake up and see into his signature moves.

Snigelmat really used his signature move there!
I've heard that Snigelmat has plenty of signature moves
I love the snigelmat signature moves

by Snigelmat September 15, 2017