Magic Mist

Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.

"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"

"He magic misted me... It was magical."

by magicmisterrr January 3, 2012

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.

After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.

by Schwoz December 9, 2014

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

twat mist

An evaporation of pussy juices.

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.

by Ashb525 September 6, 2016

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

Wendy mistake

When wendy's makes a mistake on your order.

Person:My hamburger has tomatoes! This was such a Wendy mistake!

by Legomen January 25, 2017