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ur mom is lesbian

joe:hey jon
jon:ur mom is lesbian
joe: :/
ur mom is lesbian by aidanzvids October 27, 2021

lesbianese 

a female who is fond of the snatch, also know as Vanessa.
Vanessa loves to eat snatch because she is the appointed queen of the Lesbianese.
lesbianese by Sophaloaf July 18, 2006

red star lesbian

A lesbian who likes to muff-munch during Auntie Flo's visits
"But, it's that time of the month!" "It's cool. I'm all into the red star thing."

"I heard Jane likes to go down on girls during that time. What is she, a vampire?" "No, she's a red star lesbian."

lesbian man 

a lesbian man is a man who cannot talk to women in the way that a normal woman or man can. you see
if a lesbian and a man who is not 'lesbiann man' see a attractive woman in a bar, and they are both sober and confident, then the man will be the most likely to attempt to chat her up.
this is because the man is sure that she is more likely to be heterosexual, unless he inadvertently walked into a bar called 'she*she' or something.
a lebian woman will not want to embarrass herself because there is a very small chance, if any, that this woman will be gay, or inclined unless drunk and suggestive. therefore, the poor lesbian woman goes home empty handed. if they continue this mindset of women shunning them because of their sexual preferences, then they will find it hard to pluck up the courage to ask a woman for company etc.

LESBIAN MAN is not gay. he just has the same mindset as a lesbian woman. he is attracted to women, but he is too nervous to ask them out because subconsciously, he feels like a lesbian, and is too nervous to ask them for company, for fear of rejection. but he is not sure why. he just lacks the confidence to even risk running the chance of disappointment.
woman- hey, wanna buy me a drink?

man- urm erm ar er huh? yea-yeah-yes

woman- oooooookaay. walks off
'to girls' bit of a lesbian man

man- damn
lesbian man by rewhnock January 13, 2007

lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.
The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.
lipstick lesbian by dirk dig November 19, 2004

bisexual lesbian 

its a bisexual girl who, even though she likes both, she prefers women.
"omg i can't believe that maria is a bisexual lesbian, i always thought she was just a bisexual."
bisexual lesbian by lisa June 17, 2006