Lauren's Law

Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.

Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??

Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.

by Fraccy February 20, 2021

Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.

"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.

by DamienDonnelly February 24, 2021

Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.

You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.

by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021

Rob's law

Rob's law is an adage of Internet culture stating without a clear indication of whether the article is real there is no way to tell if said Article is from The Onion or not.

Did you read the article about Demi Lovato saying that reveal parties are transphobic? I thought it was an onion article but Its Rob's Law

by Robbdigital March 7, 2021

Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.

Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...

by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021

1C1R-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

My 1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021