Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.

Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022

King of the Bus

The middle seat at the back of a city style Bus as it is like a throne that watches over the domain of the other passengers. The term was created by The Tim Tracker in his Disney World series of vlogs.

I'm the King of the Bus on the way to EPCOT Center!

by TheGoodWario February 11, 2019

tvariusness king

A god capable of making unplayable football plays that humans can't comprehend

Tvariusness king marry mack college

by Fuckin moo August 7, 2016

Ludo King

the title of “ultimate king and all time champion” of this colourful game - Ludo is only given to smart minds.

ARTS is the most talented and skillful player of ludo king ever seen by anyone.

by Liberandu December 23, 2020

King Yusuf

AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. KING YUSUF IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERIOR. HE IS SMART, FUNNY AND IS SO SMOKING HOT. THE GUY WHO EVERY GIRL DREAMS ABOUT. HIS ASS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND HIS COCK IS MASSIVE

Oh my god, King Yusuf is an absolute amazing boss and i wanna fock him so hardddd.

by u see this ur gay July 20, 2020

King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 9, 2016