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exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017
mugGet the exploding kingsmug.

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards
by planekid December 18, 2017
mugGet the king of the tardsmug.

nipple king

The lord of Nippleoplious the mightest empire in the 69 kingdoms people fear the might of the Nipple King the man who sits upon the throne of Nipples fear him and all of his glory
by Cel135 November 25, 2017
mugGet the nipple kingmug.

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.
He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.
by Sethzky October 20, 2008
mugGet the King of Stoolsmug.

kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin
Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in
by EiffelTower420 November 28, 2017
mugGet the kings cheesemug.

nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.
He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.
by freaksho September 20, 2009
mugGet the nofa kingmug.

king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit
by grussy July 23, 2022
mugGet the king bobmug.

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