Braden Jones 

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

Braden Jones by William Cash March 23, 2009

Hater Joes 

A place that someone that has been hate'n might shop. Much like Trader Joes but with more hate than organic.

Lil Queezie said she didn't like my chain. She been shop' at hater joes.

Hater Joes by D Money, Flocka D, Brossness December 19, 2009

Cameron Jones 

Better than anyone {mostly landry, and brody they are super trash}. You should respect Cameron more thsn anyone, {oh yeah make sure you dab on them haters}.

Cameron Jones is the best person ever , and he can trickshot in call of duty.

Cameron Jones by 1000000 November 16, 2017

chloe jones 

Midget child who is small in stature

Oh hey you little Chloe Jones

chloe jones by mif howhe June 14, 2018

Liam Jones 

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt

Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that

Liam Jones by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

Awkward Davy Jones 

A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.

Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.

John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.

Jane: That was me...

John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-

Awkward Davy Jones by Alli C April 29, 2008

jones face 

The bagged out haggered looking face people get when they do copius amounts of hard drugs (cocaine, heroin, oxy-contin, extacy, crack, etc) for weeks even months on end, then suddenly become cut off completely from all the drugs.

"Look at that loser, what a fuckin jones face"

jones face by Pino Demasi July 22, 2008