jew mommy

an elegant sexy woman who knows how to take care of the kids, house, and all the husbands needs.

Damn hommie you got yourself a real jew mommy.

by jewmommys June 14, 2008

Jew App

A horrible or bad app fir your iPhone or iPod touch

Steve jobs: yo bill I just got angry birds the app for my iPhone it's kickass!! And by the way your computers freeze." bill gates: that's a Jew app." and by the way my computers are nice they have minesweeper on it."

by Urmompostedthisonmymaclastnte! July 13, 2010

jew-do

type of hair style in which the back is shaved (like a buzzcut) while the front remains long (long side hair which look like sideburns)

Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco has a jew-do.

by lola ray September 1, 2008

Jew Bitch

A Jewish bitch who speaks her mind. Whom people love to love and love to hate her

Look at Lauren she is such a Jew Bitch. She is wonderful

by Tuv October 18, 2008

Jew Shoe

Rags or articles of clothing that's wrapped around the feet, in the place of normal footware.

Check out the jew shoes!! WOOWOO!!

by Twitch November 15, 2006

jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

by noah seigel September 20, 2005

Jew canoe

A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep

"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008