Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017

Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty

jason so cute
aaaaaaaaaaa

by tits4dayz October 5, 2021

Jason

The buffest guy alive. Better than Faker at League, except on Wukong because of the trash laning phase.

Jason? Ohh, he's buff.

by jasonnitrofan26 January 23, 2021

Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people

Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

Jason Wandler

The plug💊

jason wandler is the homie

by ehsuchr November 15, 2021