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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
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Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022
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Johnny

A man who speaks clearly & Fully Fluent in English, Spanish & French. He high vocal strength & Loudness which he cannot be quiet anymore, anyone can hear him clearly even if hes tired.
Modern people have normal skulls, But Johnny has a warrior skull, that symbolizes his dominance.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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Be Good Johnny

Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.

Listen to it n o w.
Be Good Johnny is an amazing song by Men At Work, I think it's a little underrated.”
by Eddieheart August 7, 2022
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Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.
Hey Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
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Bad Johnny

Bad Johnny is used as a cleaner replacement for "badass"
"Whoa dude! That was Bad Johnny!"

"Dude that new action movie looks so Bad Johnny"
by TheCrimsonFire June 26, 2017
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Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.
by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019
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