The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.
by Fun footle February 27, 2023
What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
by Really Orange Juice May 02, 2022
by 6manoftheyear January 08, 2022
by ConCole July 14, 2022
The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 05, 2022