Hi I'm Aiden

Gay cuck who makes the worst content you have ever seen, do not subscribe and do not watch these awful videos

"Hi I'm Aiden, i have a stupid fucking name and my channel is shit"
"shut the fuck up aiden, we hate you"

by Walrus 26 August 09, 2019

i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 03, 2018

god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).

Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*

by YasserB January 09, 2017

I'm Right Here

A more succinct and civil way of telling someone that they are speaking too loud.

"YO DAWG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT-"

"Shhh. I'm right here."

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 18, 2022

I'm just sayin'

A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.

You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.

by Storkdiva January 22, 2017

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 02, 2017