Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Tonya Hardingmug. When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
by FBRPonline June 3, 2011
Get the Apple Hardmug. by Dwilliams October 7, 2019
Get the Try hardmug. "I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the hard-offmug. All of these other definitions are wrong.
Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.
Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.
Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
by Boulderc30 January 29, 2021
Get the Hard parkmug. being so horny and having such a big erection that it feels like its gonna explode. Especially painful while wearing pants cause it gets bent out of shape.
Oh Baby, you're givin me a hard-OW!!! Damnit! Stop makin me so horny! Im wearing skinny jeans......oh well, take it off girl!
by lamblikerockets September 7, 2010
Get the hard-owmug. Using the "Tag people in your post" button instead of mentioning the friend in the comment section of the post on Facebook. When you Tag someone using the "Tag people in your post" button it will show the post on their wall. The post will also get shown in friends of the tagged person timelines. When people Hard Tag they can cause privacy concerns and spam up your wall with posts.
Jake Hard Tagged Peter in a post. The post itself was not at all related to Peter however it still got shared on Peter's wall automatically due to the nature of Hard Tags on Facebook. Peter told Jake to just use a "Soft Tag" instead if Jake wishes to show Peter a post in the future that's not related to him directly.
by 2E0PGS March 26, 2016
Get the hard tagmug.