Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it

Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025

supportive girlfriend

Me

I am such a supportive girlfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023

kinda girlfriend

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is

.hey how's that girl you've been seeing?

She's cool she's my kinda girlfriend

by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

National Girlfriend day

You must treat her like a queen this whole day all attention on her

Attention talk to her National girlfriend day

by Bllli September 4, 2022

Abusive girlfriend

The fact you read this means she's abusive and your retarded enough to get advice from a dictionary quit beating your dick against your chest crying because your not man enough to bend back over and before you judge me just remember you clicked on me for advice you no selfesteem pussy fart

you have an abusive girlfriend gagging fag

by True black guy August 1, 2025