Fortnite player

Okay, so here’s a very effective explanation of Fortnite players. It explains in great detail what Fortnite players are like, but does not directly insult them. So, without further ado…

Modern-day human beings are in many ways different from previous humans. One reason why is because of the 2017 video game called “Fortnite,” which started out as an average battle-royale game. As of 2019 Fortnite has obtained a very toxic community. It is imperative that people, especially children and teenagers, should not play Fortnite due to bad influence and a risk of many mental and bodily changes.

Children should not play Fortnite due to bad influence mostly obtained from toxic chat-room messages and squeakers in online voice chats. The toxic community on Fortnite induces a malevolent and repulsive influence on the language usage and behavioral patterns of children, impairing their communication skills and also causing them to use inappropriate language. Many youths like this, even small children, will start using racist language and will also increase their usage of cursing. This proves that children are most severely affected by Fortnite’s toxic community.

Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE—
Normal person: what the hell is wrong with you dumbass
Fortnite player: fortnite RULES
Normal person: so you know about a disorder called autism, right?
Fortnite player: uh… yeaaah?
Normal person: that’s you right now but worse
Fortnite player: ur just jealous that we’re better than your crappy Smash bros ass
Normal person: you seriously do not know how to function socially
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE
Normal person: futile

by VeganCarnivore647 September 8, 2019

fortnite scrim

where a bunch of people go into the game and try to outheal each other with a bunch of campfires. FUN!

the campfire helped me win the fortnite scrim.

by alrightguy12 December 17, 2018

Fortnite syndrom

This disease starts when someone starts playing the game fortnite . The game infects like a parasite and will not stop until the player fully succumbs. This in turn will cause the user to post their usless wins that no one cares about on their snapchat stories. It also will cause the player to only talk about this game in social life making everyone hate him/her . And finally once all else has failed the user becomes a usless member of society and has nothing to do with his life accept use his mother/father ‘S credit card for usless non existant currency they call V bucks. The infected are commonly called Fortniters.

Person 1 My doctor says I have fortnite syndrome and il turn into a fortniter soon

Person 2 Ok bye never talking to you again you’re a waste of our society

by Thisbitchremishoulddie June 17, 2018

fortnite addict

Someone who is very addicted to fortnite.

Mom: Come on! Get your lazy-ass off that chair and clean your room!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!

by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019

Strip Fortnite

A game between 2 people where one plays fortnite and after each kill the other removes one article of clothing.

Mary: Ayyyye! I got my first win in strip fortnite last night!
Ally: You dipped before he woke up tho, right?
Mary: You know I did! Ride-it and hide-it!
*High fives*

by Winhommie May 26, 2018

fortnite rage

When a fortnite player like ninja gets very angry at some little boy that killed them

I’m about to fortnite rage if I die to a default

by oofoofoofisay February 23, 2019

Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins

I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin

by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019