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Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 11, 2021
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Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024
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Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022
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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
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Breakfast

When your happiness comes to an end because you took an L. In other words, getting rejected.
Omo Moses don chop breakfast.
Elisa confessed to john but he ended up giving her breakfast
by tsulia March 20, 2022
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Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
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