crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

SUSpended Flame

The very sussy flame on twitter

Person 1: Yo you heard of SUSpended Flame?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay

by Keith but Bad January 19, 2022

Suspended Flame

A man known for being extremely gay and liking men an overly extreme amount.

"I like men" - Suspended Flame

by ;lmknjbhuvgycftxr January 19, 2022

flaming bugle horn

the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.

Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.

by Ryalize April 17, 2016

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm March 12, 2016

Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"

Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit

by January 23, 2023

Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009