Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

ears

the organ that is used to hear bitching

i like my ears

by meads mill is trash March 14, 2019

Ear

we All know you know what an ear is. Your just searching up random definitions that random people wrote about the word “ear”

You: * goes to the search bar and types ear*
Dictionary: an ear is something you hear with

You: * embarrassed *

by YEeT ThE MeAt March 15, 2019

dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

Ear Hickey

A hickey given on the ear typically hurts and isn’t very effective

Michael: Jess I’m going to give you and Charlea and ear hickey

Jess: ew fuck off

by THErealEARhickey June 11, 2018

Ear Pimpin

Listening in on someone else's conversation

"Hey bro be more quiet when you talk, there's too many people ear pimpin."

by Rick Nogers July 9, 2018

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018